☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮ YASHIO PEACE!

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conversation logs i kept in my brain that i felt i should share:

father: aren't you getting a job this summer?
emily: what me employed, ha. ha. ha. ha.
father: well, i was just wondering because you know we might go somewhere. like on vacation! where would you like to go?
emily: well... you def. know (yes you def know) the answer to that! :)
father: .... WE'RE ALL GOING TO VIETNAM. LOLOL jks.
emily: sjflksjdljl /fails
sister: so daddy where have you been for the last year?

mom: for the last time emily, this is not a sketchy area! it's just toronto , you need to get fitted. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
emily: b-but
mom: you're so paranoid emily i'm never taking y-
[sounds of glass shattering, screaming cats i know screaming cats , followed by a creepy man limping across the street, he has no shoes on & he's wearing a goonies shirt]
emily: mommy, we're not in kansas anymore.
mom: IF I HEAR ONE MORE COMMENT OUT OF YOU WE ARE GOING HOME.
emily: T_T


Yeah, I was being slightly broody. But you know what Jane & Finch is a scary scary place.




the comment with a "hey sup" meme and i will ramble on about how amazing you are
1. tell you why I friended you.
2. associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. tell you something i like about you.
4. tell you a memory i have of you.
5. ask something i've always wanted to know about you.
6. i will tell you my favorite userpic of yours.





Yes, everyone has done this. Everyone, my grandma has done this meme. I'm kind of old, but I changed it into the "Japanese" men meme.
It's different okay?

The top ten japanese men that drive [insert your name here] wild meme.

10 「ikuta toma」



Every piece of this boy is ~*~ikemen delicious~*~. He's got this adorable face that you want to hold. I would package him & sell him to the masses. Yes, I was talking directly at you Mr. Kitagawa.

9 「hiroshi tamaki」



You could argue that Ryo could've fought for this spot with his bare hands but I can't stop looking at this man. Besides, I'm allowed to change my mind on whim!

8 「taguchi junnosuke」



He might be boring, make really bad jokes and tries way too hard but I love him so very much. I'm PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE ON MY FLIST THAT FINDS HIM REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE.

7 「tegoshi yuya」



At first I was like "What's all the hype" about this child. However, I was so wrong. He so lives up to the hype. He's just perfect in every way.
fdklsj BABY-GIRL

6 「okada junichi」



After tokyo tower it was a downhill spiral of my love. He may seem like the calm, serious & quiet guy but you are severely mistaken. He's just as batshit as everyone else in JE. I promise.

5 「yamashita tomohisa」



I was kind of embarrased to put Pi on my list. As far as Pi goes it's an on going love hate relationship which usually ends in love. The man can be a nasty bitch and a whore but he's Pi. As much as I make fun of his breasts or rhinoplasty or alien looks i am secretly attracted to all of it. ALL OF IT. In addition, he's just so INTERCHANGEABLE.

4 「sakurai sho」



Along the lines of husband selection, Sho would own the list hands down. He's incredibly endearing but not only that he's sexy. I swear I was dead before his Touch Me Now performance. MY PERFECT FAIL :)!

3 「nagase tomoya」


He's haunting your soul isn't he. Aren't you just screaming. HE'S STARING RIGHT AT YOU. This man is the epitome of sexy. He can do no wrong. Nothing.

2 「ohno satoshi」


I find him incredibly good looking and attractive. No he's not cute or adorable, well he is but personally I just want to jump his bones.
End of story. Ohno Satoshi = jskldjfsljfla;sadkfa;dk.

1 「matsumoto jun」



What can I say, I have this upright radar that just says Jun fangirl. I guess, I'm kind of embarrassed because you know how it goes Jun fangirl is a synonym for fucking idiot of the fandom. It's half true and half not. I don't know even why I like him anymore, i think I like his whore-ness the best, or his jackass persona. I don't know. I'm batshit delusional T_T.


i had this whole honorable mentions thing thought up but at the end of the day, i am EXTREMLY lazy.
basically aiba, nino, kimura takuya, kamenashi & ryo were on it.

MUST FINISH NODAME.fskdjl;




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